Favorite Lines?

[Merkin]

I know, this thread has been done before.  But I keep hearing new lines that just slay me!

The latest:
My "southern belle" Bard, after my Priest Fizzled a Rest All spell..."don't worry, sugah, it happens to every guy, sometimes." ROTFLSHIPIMP!!!

[vesselle]

::sniffles, wiping a tear from her eye:: the Blonde Brigade's first faerie mage, Aria Zone, used that voice.

there are some lines that come up VERY rarely, and hers will have you in stitches. talk about double-entendres!

the current Blonde Brigade is using a male bard, a mook named Brandy and he is a tad light on his feet. aww, that's not even close, he's a total flamer! i think they HAD to design his voice set that way, because as he gained his level, he stands up tall and proud, and loudly sings "I'm on my waaay uuuuuppppppppp!"  and one of the other girls says very quickly, "Ya mind not showing that thing off at every turn?"

i think the Blonde Brigade is back.

V***V

[greycat]

One of the pre-made characters, Iona the Bard, uses the southern belle voice which I think is the same one you're talking about.  One of my kids had her in a party that made it to Arnika (with my help).  When they first saw the Dark Tower, Iona made a comment like: "Wow, that's a big one.  He must have something to prove if he builds a tower like that!"

I also liked some of Saxx's lines -- the ones like "You know boys, this reminds me of a song I wrote: 'I Ain't Going In There, No Way, No How'."  He has a few like that....  But since I learned how powerful Bards are, I'm always going to have one of my own, so I won't be needing Saxx any longer.

['Guest']

Here's a good one I just saw while inspecting my opponents during a battle:

Crimson Plant - Special abilities: Emits soothing fragrance

Yeah...

[vesselle]

Bards do say cute things, of course all music oriented...

while hanging around, waiting for my girls to sort thru their packs and junk, he stood quietly for a loooong time.  then out of nowhere, "I do requests, y'know!"

and just as you go into combat, "Tune up. Gig time!!"

or silly Mysteria my priestess, when a nasty enemy slithers by, she pipes up, in her little girl voice, "ooooooh! critters"... lol! i can see her happily reaching out for them so she can  scoop them up in her arms like little lost kittens.

or when she backfires a spell! she's standing there, black soot all over her face, her hair sticking out every which way, and she's grinning, "Oooopsie! My bad!"

be back later on with more. the blonde brigade never lets me down with the bizarre things they say!

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I have posted this one in another forum but anyways:
When my party first met Vi (with her push up wounder bra), Myles said
"I think I've seen them before"

Vi was alone  ;D

Knip

[Merkin]

ROFL!
...and I like "wounder bra"...those things COULD put an eye out.

[tdierikx]

My male Elf Bishop after a kill....

"What? No applause?"

My female Dracon Rogue...

"Dont forget to pillage the bodies!"

I love it!

T.

[judee]

When my rogue got paralyzed he said something like, "Now what am I supposed to do, blink them to death??"

;D I adore that loner voice. You know the one that sound kinda like a bored HansSolo. He's always cracking me up with his comments.

judee